I Has the Parkinsons
The humorous life of a Parkie by Carl Hernz
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Stubborn but finally giving in to common sense, Carl has had to postpone the rest of his blog activities for the rest of the year due to a slight head injury…lest his family forbid him from having seconds at Thanksgiving Dinner and his being covered with Christmas lights for the yearly “Dress Carl Up As a Christmas [...]

Bad Kitty Attacks Self
It isn’t a surprise that often things don’t go as well as you plan when you have PD. How do you deal with yourself and your world when Bad Kitty attacks and makes things worse?
You pace yourself. You give yourself time to do things. Oh yes this applies to me to,and let [...]

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An excerpt from the soon-to-be-released I Has the Parkinson’s.
Me? Sick? Well, not really. I don’t have swine flu. I’m not down with a fever or anything like that. In fact, I’m not really sick. 
I don’t see myself as sick anymore. Sure, this is a disease. But do I qualify as “sick”? Maybe you have the [...]

I’m Not Like Your Parkinson’s 
One of the reasons it took so long for me to get diagnosed correctly (approximately 20 years and 13 doctors), is that Parkinson’s, like the unique differences between most snowflakes and Bad Kitties, never acts the same from individual to individual. 
If you’re a fellow Parkie, you know what I’m talking about. [...]

Well, another storm has come and gone here on the Floridian panhandle coast. From the amount of direct hurricane hits we keep getting here, I have come to the conclusion that the name of my town “Pensacola” means “Nyah, nyah-nyah, nyah-nyah!” in Hurricanese, because they sure like to hit us a lot.
It could also be [...]

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Okay, so it isn’t cool to make fun of a hurricane since few of them have a sense of humor…at least this one because it appears that Ida didn’t like my post and wants to stop by and “discuss” the matter further.
As of this writing, Pensacola is forecast to be the center of landfall for [...]

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As most of my readers know, I live in Pensacola, Florida. And if you are up on your news—especially the weather—you know that I am in an area that has the potential to become the site of a disaster once again. Tropical storm (or maybe by the time you read this it will be “hurricane”) [...]

Here lies but another exerpt from the upcoming book version of I Has the Parkinson’s, one which tells of the origins of “Bad Kitty Fridays”…
From the chapter BAD KITTY:
There is just so much you can take from Parkinson’s disease before you begin to realize that it has a mind of its own and will do pretty [...]

With the upcoming release of the book, Carl has some other tricks up his sleeve…including returning before a live mic and bringing the humor of I Has the Parkinson’s (IHTP) live to the stage. What are all the details? Where and when are these things supposed to happen? Sign up for Carl’s free newsletter and get [...]

In this sneak preview from my upcoming book, I Has the Parkinson’s, you will witness some of the madness of the ongoing battle with my older brother over which holiday hero is better, Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer or Frosty the Stupid-headed Meth-Lab Crackhouse of a Snowman (guess which one I like best?). Throughout its pages the [...]