Note to everyone within the sound of my voice (or in view of my blog): For best results never hit your car with the back of your head.
Yep, that is exactly what happened to me right after the last time we chatted. I was shopping for..was it Thanksgiving? Christmas? Kwanzaa? Who knows? I hit my [...]

An excerpt from the soon-to-be-released I Has the Parkinson’s.
Me? Sick? Well, not really. I don’t have swine flu. I’m not down with a fever or anything like that. In fact, I’m not really sick. 
I don’t see myself as sick anymore. Sure, this is a disease. But do I qualify as “sick”? Maybe you have the [...]

Here lies but another exerpt from the upcoming book version of I Has the Parkinson’s, one which tells of the origins of “Bad Kitty Fridays”…
From the chapter BAD KITTY:
There is just so much you can take from Parkinson’s disease before you begin to realize that it has a mind of its own and will do pretty [...]

In this sneak preview from my upcoming book, I Has the Parkinson’s, you will witness some of the madness of the ongoing battle with my older brother over which holiday hero is better, Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer or Frosty the Stupid-headed Meth-Lab Crackhouse of a Snowman (guess which one I like best?). Throughout its pages the [...]